以下是小编帮大家整理的妹妹的爆笑英语（共含5篇），仅供参考，欢迎大家阅读。同时，但愿您也能像本文投稿人“witamin”一样，积极向本站投稿分享好文章。
妹妹的爆笑英语 -作文
有一天我无意中翻了妹妹的英语书看到了夹在那里的一页爆笑英语，不过还是小心点万一给老妈看见就不好了： yes - 爷死
nice-奶死
bus-爸死
mouth-妈死
girls-哥死
was-我死
cheese- 气死!
does - 都死
向来以听话的妹妹哪来这种东西的？
还是先雪藏起来以免被妈妈看见！
中国式英语分为两种。一种是Chinese English，一种是China English。
其中Chinese English就是Chinglish，是用中式的语法和英式的词汇组合成的，属于语言不规范使用。而China English指的则是中国特有的东西，是允许存在的。比如“饺子、功夫、气功、阴阳”等词，都用音译进入了英文词典。
给大家看看一些搞笑的Chinglish，笑笑就好，可千万别“学以致用”哦!
1 . You ask me，me ask who? 你问我，我问谁
2 . Heart flower angry open. 心花怒放
3 . Chickens That Did Not Have Sexual Experience 童子鸡
4 . Four Glad Meatballs 直译：四个开心的肉球 被用为：四喜丸子
5 . Wash after relief 用过请冲水 解释：中国的厕所光冲(flush)不行，居然还要“洗”(wash)!
6 . One car come,one car go,two car pengpeng,one car died! 关于一场车祸的描述
7 . Horse horse tiger tiger. 马马虎虎
8 . Good good study, day day up. 好好学习，天天向上
9 . How are you ? How old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你?
10 . You have seed. I will give you some color to see see. Brothers!Together up! 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上!
11 . Dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mouse“s son can make hole! 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞!
12 . Go past, no mistake past. 走过路过，不要错过
13 . As far as you go to die. 有多远，死多远
14 . We two who and who? 咱俩谁跟谁?
15 . people moumtain people sea 人山人海
16 . No three no four. 不三不四
17 . Know is know, noknow is noknow. 知之为知之，不知为不知
18 If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! 要钱没有，要命一条
19 . watch sister 表妹
20 . fire big 火大
Hospitality
The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: ”You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?“ ”In the rat-trap, sir,“ replied the boy.
好客
由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时，家里没有奶酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉意。这家的小男孩悄悄地离开了屋子。过了一会儿，他拿着一片奶酪回到房间，把奶酪放在客人的盘子里。 客人微笑着把奶酪放进嘴里说：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你妈妈的好。你在哪里找到的奶酪?” “在捕鼠夹上，先生。”那小男孩说。
The mean man's party
The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, ”Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot.“
”Why use my elbow and foot?“
”Well, gosh,“ was the reply, ”You're not coming empty-hangded, are you?“
吝啬鬼请客
一个出了名的吝啬鬼终于决定要请一次客了。他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说：“你上到五楼，找中间那个门，然后用你的胳膊肘按门铃。门开了之后，再用你的脚把门推开。”
“为什么要用我的肘和脚呢?”
“你的双手得拿礼物啊。天哪，你总不会空着手来吧?”吝啬鬼回答。
There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow.
曾经有只蜗牛，它对自己动作慢的名声感到了厌恶和疲倦。
Hedecided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference.
他决心去弄些跑得飞快的轮子来改变这种境况。
After shopping around a while, he decided that the Datson 240-Z was the car to get.
逛了一圈之后，它决定买Datson 240-Z。
So the snail goes to the nearest Datsundealer and says he wants to buy the 240-Z, but he wants it repainted ”240-S“.
去了最近的Datsun经销店，去买Datson 240-Z，但是它想把这辆车重新刷漆，改称240-S。
The dealer asks, ”Why 'S'?“
经销商问：“为什么是S呢?”
The snail replies, ”'S' stands for snail.
蜗牛回答说：“‘s’代表蜗牛。
I want everybody who sees me roaring past to know who's driving.“
我想让每一个看见我呼啸而过的人知道是谁在开车。”
Well, the dealer doesn't want to lose the unique opportunity to sell a car to a snail,
经销商不想失去把汽车卖给蜗牛这样一个机会，
so he agrees to have the car repainted for a small fee.
所以他同意收取些许费用，把车重新涂漆。
The snail gets his new car and spent the rest of his days roaring happily down the highway at top speed.
蜗牛开着它的新车，把自己的余生都用在了快乐地高速行使在告诉公路上。
And whenever anyone would see him zooming by, they'd say ”Wow! Look at that S-car go!"
而不论何时任何人看见它飞驰而过的时候，都会说：“哦!看那S-car 。”
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