以下是小编为大家准备的王迈迈幽默四级词汇帮你记忆单词（共含3篇），供大家参考借鉴，希望可以帮助到有需要的朋友。同时，但愿您也能像本文投稿人“edooo”一样，积极向本站投稿分享好文章。
王迈迈幽默四级词汇帮你记忆单词（1）
很多的同学都反映考试的时候单词量不够,但背的时候又枯燥而且容易忘记.那么如何才能使背单词成为趣事,又能通过考试呢?今天我们就来用幽默法来记忆四级词汇,下面我们就来看看下面这一篇---
1. A Bad Day 倒霉的一天.看谁最倒霉.?
There was a guy in a bar, just looking at his drink. He stayed like that for half an hour. Then, this big trouble-making vehicle mechanic stepped up to him, gripped his collar, took the mug from him, and drank it all down. The poor man started weeping. The mechanic said, “Come on ,man, I was just joking. Here, I’ll buy you another drink. I just can’t see a man crying. ”“No, it’s not that. I’m distressed. This day is the worst of my life. My burden is so heavy. First, I was late getting to my office. My boss had a hostile temper, and fired me. When I left the building to go to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said they could do nothing and ditched my case. I got a cab to return home, and when I left it, I remembered I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drove away. When I got home, I found my beloved wife died of her heart attack, coiled beneath her blanket. I left home and came to this bar. And just when I was thinking about committing suicide, you emerged and drank my dose of poison.”?
译文
有个家伙坐在酒吧里，盯着自己的酒，像这样呆了半小时。这时，倒霉的车辆修理工走到他跟前，抓住他的领口，拿过这个人的那一大杯酒，一口喝了个精光。这个可怜的家伙不禁哭了起来。机修工说，“喂，伙计，我只是开个玩笑，我会给你再买一杯的，我最看不得男人哭了。”“不，我一点都不在乎你喝了我的酒，我只是太难过了。今天是我生命里最倒霉的一天，我不堪重负了。先是我上班迟到了，老板脾气暴躁，把我给开除了。当我离开办公楼去开车，发现车被偷了，辖区警察说他们无能为力就不再管我。我打了个车回家，下车后发现钱包和信用卡落在车上，可出租车司机早开车走了。到家后我发现心爱的妻子心脏病发作死了，蜷缩在毯子下面。我离开家来到这间酒吧。正当我想自杀的时候，你出现了，喝光了我那剂毒药。”??
四级词汇
1.?n.?人，家伙?
2.bar?n.? ① 酒吧间，售酒(或食物等)的柜台 ② 条，块 ③ (门、窗等的)闩，栅栏 ‖?vt.? ① 闩(门、窗等)，在…设栅栏 ② 阻止，拦阻 ③ 阻塞，封锁(道路等) ?
3. vehicle ?n.? ① 运载工具，车辆 ② 传播媒介，工具，手段?
4. mechanic ?n.?技工，机械工?
【联想】mechanical ?a.? ① 机械的'，由机械制成的 ② 机械学的，力学的 ③ 机械似的，呆板的 / mechanism ?n.? ① 机械装置 ② 机构，结构 ③ 办法，途径?
5. grip ?v.? ① 紧握，抓紧 ② 吸引住…的注意力(或想象力等) ‖ ?n.? ① 紧握，抓牢 ② 控制?
王迈迈幽默四级词汇帮你记忆单词（2）
两个农夫?
Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation.There he makes an acquaintance with an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his superb acres of wheat field and the Texan says, “Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large, and the yield is also twice as abundant.”?
Then they walk around the surroundings to do some sightseeing, and the Aussie shows off his herd of oxen.The Texan immediately boasts, “We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cattle.”The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan sees a swift herd of kangaroos hopping through the field in the distance. Amazed, he asks, “What the hell are those?!”?
The Aussie replies with a doubtful look, “Don’t you have any grasshoppers in Texas?”?
译文
一个得克萨斯州的农夫到澳大利亚度假，认识了一个澳洲的农夫，就聊了起来。澳洲人向他炫耀自己数英亩的麦田，这个得州的农夫说，“哦！我们的麦田至少有这两倍大，并且收成也是你们的两倍多。”?
然后他们在这个农场周围走走，看看风景，澳洲人又向他夸耀自己的牛群，得克萨斯州人立即吹嘘说，“我们的长角牛至少是你们的牛群的两倍。”?
正当谈话有点进行不下去的时候，得克萨斯州人看到远处有一群袋鼠从田里跳过，他惊奇地问，“那些到底是什么？”?
澳洲人疑惑地看了他一下回答说，“你在得克萨斯州难道没看到过蚱蜢吗？”???
四级词汇
1.n.?假期，休假 ‖ ?vi.? 度假?
2.n.?① 相识的人，熟人 ② 认识，相识，了解?
3.superb?a.?极好的，高质量的?
4.acre?n.?英亩?
5.yield?vt.? ① 出产，产生 ② 放弃，让出 ‖ ?vi.? ① (to)屈服，服从 ② 倒塌，垮掉 ‖ ?n.? 产量，收益6.abundant?a.? ① (in)丰富的，富裕的 ② 大量的，充足的'?
7.surroundings?n.?周围的事物，环境?
8.sightseeing?n.?观光，游览?
9.herd?n.?牛群，兽群 ‖ ?vt.? 使集中在一起，把…赶在一起?
10.ox?n.? ① 牛 ② 公牛?
11.boast?vi.? (of, about)自夸，夸耀 ‖ ?vt.? ① 以拥有…而自豪 ② 夸口，吹嘘 ‖ ?n.? 自吹自擂，自夸的话?
12.longhorn?n.? ① 长角牛 ② 音乐探测器?
13.horn?n.? ① (动物的)角，触角 ② 号角，喇叭，报警器?
14.conversation?n.?会话,交谈?
15.meanwhile?ad.? (=meantime)其间,其时 ?
16.swift?a.? ① 速度快的，迅速的 ② 敏捷的，反应快的?
17.kangaroo?n.? [动]袋鼠?
18.hop?v.? 单脚跳, (鸟,蛙等)跳跃?
19.amaze?vt.?使惊讶，使惊愕，使惊叹?
20.hell?n.? ①
王迈迈幽默四级词汇帮你记忆单词（3）
An Example of Tragedy 一个灾难的例子???
Bill Clinton is visiting an urban school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a “tragedy”. One little boy stands up and offers his viewpoint, “If my best friend who lives next door was playing in the street when a van came along and killed him, that would be a tragedy.” “No,” Clinton utters, “That would be a violent ACCIDENT.” A girl raises her hand, “If a school bus carrying fifty children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved... that would be a tragedy.” “I’m afraid not,” explains Clinton, “That is what we would call a tremendous LOSS.” The room is tense and silent; none of the other children volunteers. “What?” asks Clinton, “Isn’t there any one here who can give me an example of a tragedy?”he urges. Finally, a boy in the back raises his hand and stands upright. In an uneasy yet sincere voice, he says, “If an airplane carrying Bill & Hillary Clinton were blown up by a bomb, that would be a tragedy.” “Wonderful!” Clinton beams. “Marvelous! And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?” “Well,” says the boy, “because it wouldn’t be an accident, and it certainly would be no tremendous loss!”?
译文?
比尔・克林顿正在某城市的一所学校视察。在一个班里，他问学生能否给他举个“灾难”的例子。一个小男孩站起来自告奋勇发表观点，“如果住在隔壁的我最好的朋友在街上玩，突然有辆货车开过来把他撞死了，我觉得这就是灾难。”“不，”克林顿说，“这是严重的意外事故。”一个小女孩举手说，“如果载着50个孩子的校车翻到悬崖下，车里的每个人都遇难了…。这就是灾难。”“我认为这恐怕不是，”克林顿说，“这是我们通常说的巨大损失。”教室里气氛紧张，一片寂静，再也没有其他的孩子主动起来举例了。“怎么了？”克林顿问道，“难道这儿没人能给我举个有关灾难的例子吗？”终于，坐在后面的一个男孩举起手，站得笔直，用拘束不安却真诚的.声音说，“如果比尔・克林顿和希拉里・克林顿乘坐的飞机被炸弹击中，这就是灾难。”“非常正确！”克林顿微笑着说，“很好！你能告诉我为什么这就是灾难呢？”“好的，”男孩说，“因为这既不是意外事故，当然也不是什么巨大损失！”
四级词汇
1.tragedy ?n.? ① 惨事，灾难 ② 悲剧(艺术)
2.urban ?a.?城市的,市内的
3.viewpoint ?n.?
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