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英语脑筋急转弯
Questions:
1.What word can be made shorter by adding something to it
什么单词加长后更短
2.What is full of holes but still holds water
什么东西千疮百孔却可以盛水
3.What is both over and under the water but doesn't touch
the water
什么头上脚下都是水,却滴水不沾
4.What is smaller than a humming-bird's mouth
什么比蜂鸟的嘴小
Keys:
1.The word “short”.
是“短”这个单词.
2.A sponge.
是海绵.
3.A girl crossing a bridge with a pail of water on her head.
头上顶着一桶水过桥的女孩.
4.Anything it eats.
任何它吃的东西.
Notes:
1.short加上-er变成shorter,拼写长了,意思却是“更短”.
英语绕口令
1. Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.
2. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
3. There was a fisherman named Fisher who fished for some fish in a fissure..Till a fish with a grin, pulled the fisherman in.
Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher.
4. To sit in solemn silence in a dull dark dock .In a pestilential prison with a life long lock.Awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block.
5. Picky people pick Peter Pan Peanut-Butter, 'tis the peanut-butter picky people pick.
6. Luke's duck likes lakes. Luke Luck licks lakes. Luke's duck licks lakes. Duck takes licks in lakes Luke Luck likes. Luke Luck takes licks in lakes duck likes.
7. There those thousand thinkers were thinking how did the other three thieves go through.
8. One-one was a race horse.Two-two was one too.One-one won one race.Two-two won one too.
9. If Pickford's packers packed a packet of crisps would the packet of crisps that Pickford's packers packed survive for two and a half years?
10. Did Dick Pickens prick his pinkie pickling cheap cling peaches in an inch of Pinch or framing his famed French finch photos?
英语笑话故事
Who was the first man?
谁是第一个男人
A teacher said to her class:
Who was the first man?
George Washington, a little boy shouted promptly.
How do you make out that George Washington was the first man? asked the teacher, smiling indulgently.
Because, said the little boy, he was first in war, first in peace, and first in the hearts of his countrymen.
But at this point a larger boy held up his hand.
Well, said the teacher to him, who do you think was the first man?
I don't know what his name was, said the larger boy, but I know it wasn't George Washington, ma'am, because the history book says George Washington married a widow, so, of course, there must have been a man ahead of him.
有个老师问班上的学生：
谁是第一个男人?
乔治·华盛顿，一个小男孩当即叫道。
你怎么知道乔治·华盛顿是第一个男人呢?老师问道，宽容地微笑着。
小男孩说：因为他是战时第一，和时第一，国人心中第一。
这时一个大点儿的男孩举起手来。
那么，老师对他说，你认为谁是第一个男人呢?
我不知道他的名字，大点儿的男孩说，但我知道不是乔治·华盛顿，老师。因为历史书上说，乔治·华盛顿娶了一个寡妇，所以在他前面肯定还有一个男人。
1. What can you break with only one word? 答案：Silence.
2. What stays indoors no matter how many times you put it out? 答案：The light.
3. A policeman saw a truck driver going the wrong way down a one-way street, but didn't give him a ticket. Why? 答案：Because the truck driver was walking.
4. Where can milk be best stored? 答案：In a cow.
5. Which can move faster, heat or cold? 答案：Heat, because you can catch cold easily.
6. What's the hardest thing about learning skating? 答案：The ice.
7. What has cities with no houses, rivers without water and forests without trees? 答案：A map.
8. What can be measured but has no length, width or thickness? 答案：
9. The temperature.
10. What makes the Tower of Pisa lean? 答案：It never eats.
11. Why is writing called handwriting? 答案：If people wrote with their feet, we would have to call it footwriting.
12. If there were only three girls in the world, what do you think they would do? 答案：Two of them would get together ans talk about the other one.
13. How many great men have been born in London? 答案：None. Only babies.
14. When can you have an empty pocket and still have something in it? 答案：When you have a hole in your pocket.
15. The greater it is, the less it can be seen. What is it? 答案：Darkness.
脑筋急转弯分类比较广泛：有益智类，搞笑类，数学类，成人类等。 脑筋急转弯是种娱乐方式，同时也是一种大众化的文字游戏。下面是学习啦的小编为你们整理的文章，希望你们能够喜欢
1、What's the smallest bridge in the world?
什么是世界上最小的桥梁?
2、What's the difference between a woman and an unbrella?
女人和伞之间的区别是什么呢?
3、What sport do waiters and waitresses excel in?
什么运动是侍者和女服务生最擅长的?
答案：
1、The bridge of a nose
鼻梁
2、伞可以shut up关上，女人不会shut up停止说话
shut up：关上，停止说话
3、Tennis. They really know how to serve
网球，他们知道如何发球
serve: 服务，发球
20.What must you do before you return a book to the library?
21.If two's company and three's crowd, what's four and five?
22.The farmers in this village used modern methods but harvested no apples this year ,why?
23.The injured dog had some difficulty going home. Every step he took, he slipped back two. However, he still managed to get home. How did he do it?
24.Why are girls afraid of the letter C ?
25.Why is the letter E so important?
26.Why are the letter G and letter S in “gloves” close to each other?
27.What letter is an animal ?
28.What letter is a question?
29.Why is U the jolliest letter?
30.How do you feel today?
31.How can you make 6 out of three 7's?
32.How can you make 6 out of three 5's?
33.how(can you make 1000 out of eight 8's?
34.Can you name the capital of every state in the U.S. in ten seconds?
35.A police officer had a brother ,but the brother had no brother. How could that be?
36.Why does a cat look first to one side and then to the other side when it enters a room?
37.How do you know policemen are strong ?
38.Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
39.If you throw a stone into the Red Sea, what will it become?
Answers:
1.Snowflakes!
2.He passed by a cosmetics store without looking in the window!
3.Every month has at least 28 days!
4.One's appetite!
5.From a hen!
6.He fell off the last step!
7.Because their heads are far from their bodies!
8.Take a longer rope and compare with it!
9.What else is there to wish for? You cease to wish for it once you get it!
10.He didn't cheat!
11.Grow old!
12.The other half!
13.Santa Claus
14.When there's two of them.
15.They don't know how to cook!
16.Two. The inside and the outside!
17.All animals, for trees can't jump!
18.Sleep at night!
19.Neither. I use a pen!
20.Borrow the book from library.
21.Nine!
22.They planted peach trees!
23.He walked in the other direction!
24.Because it makes fat fact!
25.Because it's the beginning of everything!
26.Because there is love between them!
27.It's the letter B!
28.It's the letter Y!
29.Because it's in the midst of fun!
30.With my hands ,of course!
31.Easy . 7- 7/7=6!
32.Easy. 5+5/5=6!
33.Easy. 8+8+8+8+88+888=1000!
34. Washington, D.C.!
35. The police officer was a lady!
36.Because it can't see both sides at once.
37.Because they can hold up traffic with just one hand!
38.At the bottom!
39.Wet!
1. 芹菜的屎是什么颜色的?答案：黄色的!因为秦始皇(芹屎黄)
2. 四个人打麻将,被人举报,警察来抓人,为什么带走五个人(没有带走举报的)?答案：因为四个人在打一个名叫麻将的人
3. 猴子不喜欢什么线?答案：平行线!因为没有相交(香蕉)
4. 如果有一辆车,司机是王子,乘客是公主,那么这辆车是谁的?答案：是如果的,因为如果有一辆车
5. 一男和一女到海边讲笑话,结果都死了,为什么?答案：因为海啸了(海笑了),他们淹死了
6. 蓝色的枪和蓝色的刀,打一成语答案：刀枪不入(刀枪BLUE)
7. 第十一本书,打一成语答案：不可思议(BOOK 十一)
8. 狼老虎和狮子玩游戏,谁最会被淘汰?答案：狼!因为有桃太郎
9. 太阳/月亮和星星,谁是哑巴?答案：星星!因为<鲁冰花>里是这样唱的:“天上的星星不说话!”
10. 怎样使麻雀安静下来?答案：压它一下!因为鸭雀无声
11. 咖啡杯和玻璃杯一起过马路,有人说了句:车子来了!“为什么玻璃杯被撞死了,咖啡杯却没有?答案：因为玻璃杯没耳朵,而咖啡杯有!
12. 忘情水是谁给的?答案：是”啊哈“ ,因为刘德华是这样唱的:啊哈!给我一杯忘情水!”
13. 狼老虎和狮子玩游戏,谁最会被淘汰?答案：狼!因为有桃太郎
14. 咖啡杯和玻璃杯一起过马路,有人说了句:车子来了!“为什么玻璃杯被撞死了,咖啡杯却没有?答案：因为玻璃杯没耳朵,而咖啡杯有!
15. 米其林公司去某校招新人,面试题为:一只小鸟站在米高的电线杆上,为什么没电死.全校只有一生被录取,他的答案是那只小鸟穿着米其林牌橡胶鞋!
16. 有一个故事,开头很恐怖,中间很搞笑,结局很悲惨:从前有一个鬼,放了个屁,死掉了!
17. 现在的电话是按的,以前的电话是用手指插在数字孔里拨的.小明家那时就是用拨的,他家的电话号码是 ,经常有人会拨错,一天小明接到一个电话,是一个女的,她对小明说,能不能帮我打救助电话,小明问,为什么你自己不打呢,那女的回答,因为我只能拨这个号码,小明听了很害怕,忙挂了电话,可电话不断打过来,小明无奈又接了,那女的又向他求助,说求你了,我的手指卡在这个电话孔里了!
18. 两只番茄过马路,一辆卡车飞速驶过,一只番茄躲避不及,被压扁,另一只番茄指着那只被压扁的番茄大笑,哇哈哈~~~番茄酱诶!
19. 有只鸭子叫小黄,有一天它被车子撞了,它大叫了一声”呱“,从此它变成了小黄瓜!
20. 有根火柴棒有一天头痒,它就用力挠头,挠着挠着就挠死了,着火了呗
21. 一个大学生不幸被敌人抓住,敌人把他绑在电线杆上,大声说:说!你是哪里的?不说就电死你!”那个大学生说了一句话就被电死了!他说了句:我是电大的!“
22. 森林里发生火灾,在三天三夜抢救后灭了火,却发现了潜水员的尸体,原来为了全面有效的灭火,便抽取了海水,结果把潜水员抽了上来!
23. 小白长得很像他的哥哥，打一句成语。答案：真相大白
24. 问:为什么梨子是温度最高的水果?答 :梨子(离子 )烫
25. 问 : 世界上最富有同情心的动漫人物是谁。答: 机器猫。为什么: 因为他总是向人伸出 圆手 !
26. 问 : 世界上最最黑暗的动漫人物是谁?答: 还是机器猫。为什么: 因为他伸手不见五指
27. 有一只狼来到了北极，不小心掉到ㄌ冰海中，被捞ㄌ起来时变成了什么 ?答 : 槟榔
28. Q：世界上什么鸡跑的快?A：肯德鸡块(快)
29. Q：非洲食人族的酋长吃什么?A：人啊!
30. Q：那有一天，酋长病了，医生告诉他要吃素，那他吃什么?A：吃植物人!~~
1. Q:什么动物是高手?A:猪,因为猪 (珠)算高手
2. Q:什么动物最容易被贴在墙壁上?A:海(报 )豹
3. Q:胖子从楼掉下来会变什么?A: 死胖子
4. Q:吃饱饭了谁会帮你添饭?A:飞龙嘛 ,因为飞龙在(天)添
5. Q:一只小狗在沙漠中旅行，结果死了，问他是怎么死的?A：他是憋死的，因为沙漠里没有电线杆尿尿。
6. Q:一只小狗在沙漠中旅行，找到了电线杆，结果还是憋死了，为什么?A：点线杆上贴着”此处不许小便"
7. Q:一只小狗在沙漠中旅行，找到了电线杆，上面没贴任何东西，结果还是憋死了，为什么?A：很多小狗在排队，没等到.
8. Q:一只小狗在沙漠中旅行，找到了电线杆，上面没贴任何东西，排队也排到了，结果还是憋死了，为什么?A：因为后面是两个漂亮狗MM，他不好意思。
9. Q 有一棵三角形的树被送到北极去种 ...请问长大后!那棵树叫 ....?A…三角函数(寒树 )..............
10. Q:老板,你这不叫牛肉面吗?怎么连牛肉都没有?!A:人家还叫老婆饼呢,难不成你买的时候还送你一个老婆 ?!
11. Q:白色的马叫白马,黑色的马叫黑马,黑白相间的马叫斑马,那么黑色白色红色相间的马叫什么马?A是害羞的斑马,呵呵
12. Q:有一天，有一根火柴棒它头很痒，就去抓，头就烧起来了。然后被送去医院，从急诊室出来之后，猜猜变成什么了A:棉花棒，因为头被包扎起来了。
13. Q:为什么蚕宝宝很有钱。A:因为 .....蚕会结茧(节俭 )
14. Q:狼、老虎和狮子谁玩游戏一定会被淘汰?A:狼，因为：桃太郎(淘汰狼)
15. Q:神的交通工具是什么?A: 神奇(骑)宝贝
16. Q:巧克力和西红柿打架，巧克力赢了。(打一食品名)A:谜底：巧克力棒
17. Q巧克力和鸡蛋打架，巧克力又赢了。(再打一食品名)A谜底：巧克力棒棒
18. Q巧克力和西红柿、鸡蛋同时打架，巧克力又赢了。(再次打一食品名)A谜底：西红柿鸡蛋面。
19. Q巧克力和鸡蛋又打架，巧克力又赢了。(再打一食品名)A鸡蛋酥 (输)
20. Q一根手指头的英文叫做 ONE,两根手指头的英文叫做TWO,依次类推,四根手手指头的英文叫做 four，那么弯起来的四根手指头的英文叫什么?A答案：WONDERFFUL (弯的 FOUR)
21. Q有一只蜘蛛它走过一堆屎,请问他用几只脚走路?A不是 脚走...而是用只脚 ,因为它用了两脚塞鼻子捂臭~
22. Q小白,小黄 ,小蓝坐长途汽车,谁会晕车 ?A答:小白 ,因为小白会吐(小白兔 )
23. Q小白 +小白=?A答:小白兔 (小白TWO)：
24. Q屈原的老婆姓什么?A姓陈,因为屈陈(臣)氏
25. Q哪位历史人物最欠扁。A苏武 苏武牧羊北海边(被海扁)
26. Q：一只兔子和一只跑得很快的乌龟赛跑，猜一猜谁赢拉?A：兔子 ~~
27. Q：错~!是乌龟拉，前面有说是一只跑很快的乌龟，跑很快噢~~
28. Q：兔子不甘心，又和一只戴了墨镜的乌龟比赛跑步，这次谁赢拉?A：恩。。兔子吧
29. Q：错~~!那只乌龟把墨镜一摘，也!又是刚才那只跑很快的乌龟噢
30. 松下为什么没索尼强? 答案：panasonic (怕了索尼哥)
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